Close But No Cigar

There wasn't anything wrong with him.

Okay. Yes there was.

SummaCumeLaude was short. Like the 5'9" variety.

I just have a thing about being with a short guy, which by itself wouldn't be so bad, but did I mention he was very very skinny? Ugh.

The rodeo was great great fun. And the boy was nothing but nice, polite and very very smart.

But damn. I gotta have some meat on my men.

He was close, but no cigar.

P.S. Anchorman has requested my presense for a second date. I think I'm going. Hell. I'm so horned up even the 40-year-old men at the grocery store were looking good.

I just wanna good old-fashioned makeout session people! Is that too much to ask?