Brace Yourselves
As if my previous two posts didn't make you nausiated enough, this one is sure to make everyone throw up a little in their mouths.
I have never in my life gotten flowers at work. A bouquet of eight iris and six roses. And they smell as beautiful as they look.
The card reads: "I can't give you a hug right now, so this will have to do. Thanks for hanging out with me on Friday. Sixty"
The girls in my office had a fit. I called Sixty immediately to thank him. He's so genuine and sweet.
Okay, okay, okay. Enough. I know. Y'all are probably ralphing right now. I know I would be.
But you can't say I didn't warn you.
posted by Sandra Dee @ 11:52 AM
14 Comments:
I am happy for you even though I did almost throw up!
I'm totally yakking right now, but in a really supportive "awww, he's so sweet and you deserve it" sort of way.
Are you aware that it is the official "woman code" to leave the flowers at work and milk that for all it's worth? Most middle-aged women leave flowers on their desks until they wilt and throw themselves into the trash... I just thought you should know that... BTW YEA!!! He's so sweet, what a keeper.... FYI, I'm not just saying that, I met him remember, and he's amazing!
This is the last time I'm commenting on any post about how wonderful Sixty is. Yep. It's a comment boycott.
Okie: I agree. No more posts on that topic. I'm making myself sick. Besides - nobody wants to read all about that. Blah.
So I vow to start blogging about other topics. Like about how creepy the Burger King guy on the commercials is. Or how I hate Wal-Mart. That should be muuuuch more entertaining.
Ok, so, this is my first comment, but this is quite a progression of blog posts! I'm thinking about starting a novel based loosely on the romantic endeavors of Miss Sandra Dee.
Of, Sandra, you would get 10%!
Congratulations!
I meant to say:
"Of COURSE, Sandra, you would get 10%!"
Aww! I didn't throw up. I swear!
I might have thrown up just a little! Blog soon to come, you will be the first to know!
He gets major brownie points from me for sending irises. But yeah a little bit of throw up in my mouth just now. ;-)
Awww... I remember those euphoric first few months in a relationship.
Here's a bit of irony for you from last summer.
http://www.xanga.com/NatalieLamb/304179205/item.html
I Threw Up A Little -- but it tasted Dee-licious!
I hope he sends More! Then you can do, like, A Flicker Montage!
I'm not ralphing, I'm smiling for ya.
Aw! That's awesome!
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