Choose Your Own Adventure!
I'm going to have some fun with this one, and I want you all in on it.
Thursday night, I receive an e-mail from an online prospect:
"Just wanted to say hello and comment on your beautiful smile! From reading your profile you seem very intelligent, humorous, and caring, all of which are important. I would like to know more about you. You may reach me via e-mail at [personal e-mail address]. I look forward to hearing back from you soon!"
Checked out his profile. He was cute and had a lot of things goin' for him, so I wrote him. And today he wrote back.
Now. Here's where it gets good.
I always do a little Google search for guys' personal e-mail addresses, if they give them to me. This is just to ensure that there's nothing out there about them that might mean danger.
And his profile on this came up. He's soliciting sex on another Web site. Awesome. Quite the class act.
So! It's time to have some fun with this! This is wayyy too good just to ignore him and not write him back. But I need suggestions for what to say in my e-mail back to him!
It's time to choose your own adventure!
Do you have any ideas, readers?
*EDIT*
Call me a goodie-two-shoes here, readers, but if this dude's out there looking for some casual sex, he's probably not the type of guy I'm interested in anyway. I am not all about the hit-it-and-quit-it types. I realize I'm making asumptions about him by saying this, but when I am already having my doubts about him going in, why even bother? That's all I'm saying.
And there's no harm in having a bit of fun in the process of blowing him off. :)
Still looking for more imput, guys!
posted by Sandra Dee @ 2:09 PM
7 Comments:
I would write him back and say that you are a virgin. You intend to be one until you find the person you can get serious with, not necessarily marry. Ask him if he could deal with that...and if he could put his PASSION (write it in caps) on hold?
See what he says...*L*
CP
This reminds me of the time my friend had a personal ad online and a guy responded, using a picture of a rather obscure actor, but an actor nonetheless. Only problem was he had no idea he was messing with pop culture goddesses. We had some fun with him in return.
In conclusion, I say go with what CP said above. A little taste of one's own medicine never hurt anyone:)
Well, wait a minute. That's not really fair to judge him like that. Lavalife encourages it's customers to create both a "dating' profile AND an "intimate encounters" profile. I mean, okay, so he posted an add looking for casual sex. I don't think that makes him some kind of sex fiend or deviant or loser. So he wants to get laid. The only thing he's really guilty of is not being smart enough to create a second, seperate e-mail address.
Well how if you see it as an opportunity for laughs, I suggest mentioning something about chains and whips.
If you're going for seriousness, than be upfront about your feelings.
I say go for laughs.
I am going to have to agree with moxie on this one. When did he last login to passion? Maybe he just registered to see what the site was all about and has never been back to the site. Was he looking for some strange fetish like a threesome or sex with a farm animal on the site? If you like him, go out with him and judge him on his own merits.
Dave: Thanks for stopping by! I love new bloggers. Ok -- call me a prude, but I'm not after sex. And if he's on a site like this, he's probably not my kind of guy anyway.
CP: Brilliant. That might be where this Choose Your Own Adventure episode will go!
Janet: I agree. I believe this will be the route we take.
Moxie: You've got that right about not being smart enough to create a separate e-mail address! Wouldn't be having this issue if he had thought about that, huh? :)
Cheryl: I always go for the laugh. This is what makes good blog material, right? :)
Travel: He last logged on the same day I googled his e-mail address. So he's been on recently. And of the sex options mentioned, he was looking for any and all of them.
This could be so fun. First, you register a fake woman on that site. Your fake woman, is probably a 30-ish business woman coming to town for a meeting and wanting to play while she is away from her husband (i.e., NO POSSIBLE STRINGS ATTACHED). She will probably send him a nice email saying she liked his profile and wanted to know a little more about him. If he bites on the nibble, our 30-ish slut, with help from Google, will probably send him a nice body pic, with a request for more info. If he responds to this, our vixen will probably send another photo (this one at least partially nude) with an explicit message concerning her desire to do all sorts of sundry things to him.
Guess what? The weekend our out-of-town slut is coming to town will just happen to be the same day you have a date with him.
Then we all meet for drinks at the agreed-upon bar for appetizers and drinks. What could possibly go wrong?
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