I am only asking for one thing.

Dear Unsaid Online Dating Service Who Claims to Be the #1 Site for Love:

I am writing to inform you that I have a date tonight with a gentleman from your Web site. And I am very excited about it.

He is quite good looking in his photos. He has a very well-written profile. We have had several very lengthy phone conversations together, and he seems normal.

He has not brought up meeting his mother. He not 30 years older than I am. He does not e-mail me seven times a day. He does not talk to me like I'm stupid. He had not called to cancel because he is too hungover.

All the signs are there for this to be a good date.

I am only asking for one thing.

Please let him be cute in person.

Sincerely,
Sandra Dee